




Bought this massage chair less than two weeks ago. Sold it for $200 more than I paid for it. Skrill!

I have a small arsenal of idiosyncrasies. One of them is that I can't stand crunching. It makes me near homicidal. When someone is crunching around me I start having thoughts about stabbing a knife in thier throat or running over their head with my car, you know, anything to get them to stop crunching. I don't know why I'm like that but I am. I know it's not logical but I can't control it. It turns me into a German-engineered hate machine- zero to livid in under 4.5 seconds. Mom and Poe are eating chips behind the pillow so I don't have to kill them. Good kids, those two.

All my poker playing has come to fruition. Here I hold a check for 125 smackers!
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